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I’m that girl that after an awful day just wants to sit on the front seat of her car, eating her pizza. So don’t judge me after my fucking pizza fall down on the floor, right beside my car, if I just seat on the front seat crying like a baby ! I really wanted my pizza !

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yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED

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aggybird:

'hi i haven't talked to you in five weeks but we're still best friends': a story about me and human interaction.

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kinneyandco:

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These two interacting was one of my favorite things

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Does pizza have a soundtrack ?

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This is what I want. There.

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bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

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